Anonymous Lawyer

There's an odd haze over the city this morning that people have been e-mailing about. It's a dark orange color, like a cloud, and hasn't been going away. It's not us. I expect it's one of our peer firms, and some sort of malfunction with the associate incinerator. It sucks when the associate incinerator breaks down and attorney dust is released into the atmosphere. Last time it happened we were forced to issue all sorts of apologies and pay a pretty hefty fine to the EPA. We converted to nuclear energy a few years ago and so far that's been working out pretty well, knock on wood. Of course, we're all safe in the hermetically sealed building, and no one should be leaving for about 12 hours anyway, so I expect it'll pass by then and we'll all be fine. I'll keep you posted.

UPDATE: It appears to be from a fire outside the city. This doesn't rule out my theory. There are a few law firms outside the city. They're pretty crappy though.