Saturday, March 01, 2008
Hey, out of character for a minute here, I kind of want to respond to some of the comments on the last few posts (even though I know I probably shouldn't). I'm as frustrated as you are that I don't post more often. I'm not trying to screw around with my readers, obviously if people hadn't been reading this, I wouldn't have had the awesome opportunity to write the book, and I'd still be flailing around looking for something to hit the way Anonymous Lawyer somehow managed to. So I have nothing but appreciation for anyone who takes the time to read what I'm writing, and I'm humbled and flattered that there are people actually complaining there isn't more of it. (Although maybe humbled and flattered aren't always the first things I feel when I read some of the comments...)
I wish I had more to say as this guy right now, and I keep hoping I can force it, and throw posts up there hoping it'll spur me to get back into the groove and hit some well for this character that I haven't yet explored. Obviously the biggest part of it is that I'm not working at a law firm, and so I'm not being hit with the ideas and inspiration I'd get if I were really living in Anonymous Lawyer's world. That's not an excuse, it's just an explanation. There will be more that I have to say as this guy, I'm sure of it, and hopefully some of you will enjoy reading it. It just hasn't been there while I've been working on some other writing projects, and it's been long enough thinking in this character's voice that maybe I've needed a bit of a break from it.
This is all just to say: I'm trying. And hopefully when Anonymous Lawyer does return regularly, it'll strike a chord the same way it did when I started, or, I don't know, a different and better chord. That's a terribly inarticulate thought. I'm sorry.
This is not some way to trick anyone into coming back here. There's no ads on here, I don't get any money when you click. But I can't give you a date when there'll be regularly updated consistent new content on here, because I don't know. I do think it'll be sooner rather than later. Because it would be monstrously stupid for me to lose the audience I've built, and the good will of that audience. And the threat of losing the audience should probably be enough to kick the inspiration back into full gear. Or perhaps this post can give me a clean slate to start up again without worrying I've already squandered whatever momentum was here before.
Thanks for reading, honestly. It's very rewarding to have created something people read, even if I torture myself for not being able to keep it going forever.
--jeremy
I wish I had more to say as this guy right now, and I keep hoping I can force it, and throw posts up there hoping it'll spur me to get back into the groove and hit some well for this character that I haven't yet explored. Obviously the biggest part of it is that I'm not working at a law firm, and so I'm not being hit with the ideas and inspiration I'd get if I were really living in Anonymous Lawyer's world. That's not an excuse, it's just an explanation. There will be more that I have to say as this guy, I'm sure of it, and hopefully some of you will enjoy reading it. It just hasn't been there while I've been working on some other writing projects, and it's been long enough thinking in this character's voice that maybe I've needed a bit of a break from it.
This is all just to say: I'm trying. And hopefully when Anonymous Lawyer does return regularly, it'll strike a chord the same way it did when I started, or, I don't know, a different and better chord. That's a terribly inarticulate thought. I'm sorry.
This is not some way to trick anyone into coming back here. There's no ads on here, I don't get any money when you click. But I can't give you a date when there'll be regularly updated consistent new content on here, because I don't know. I do think it'll be sooner rather than later. Because it would be monstrously stupid for me to lose the audience I've built, and the good will of that audience. And the threat of losing the audience should probably be enough to kick the inspiration back into full gear. Or perhaps this post can give me a clean slate to start up again without worrying I've already squandered whatever momentum was here before.
Thanks for reading, honestly. It's very rewarding to have created something people read, even if I torture myself for not being able to keep it going forever.
--jeremy
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Good to see you posting again. Seems like a quiet phase is appropriate, given the transitions you've been going through, but maybe you could write about that.
I think that's a reasonable explanation and a real generous connection to our concerns. I hope nobody wishes you ill - I certainly don't. You know, of course, many comments were made by "anonymous posters" so you should take them in the same spirit you intended the AL to be taken. If the rude comments we meant seriously, they missed the point altogether. The blog was well done - that's enough for me.
Having the success you've had with this, you shouldn't feel obliged to carry it on simply because of that. You don't owe the audience, in retrospect they owe you gratitude. If you do it because you enjoy it, then the writing will find its audience, if not, it's fair enough -- do what suits you best.
That said perhaps you should have a sidelined Jeremy blog, I'm sure this too would interest people. I'd certainly welcome it to my regular reads. Just by my feeling inclined to comment on this particular post, you can probably tell that.
Fret not sir, there are a lot of people like myself who read & don't comment (as I'm sure the stats if you look them up would show).
That said perhaps you should have a sidelined Jeremy blog, I'm sure this too would interest people. I'd certainly welcome it to my regular reads. Just by my feeling inclined to comment on this particular post, you can probably tell that.
Fret not sir, there are a lot of people like myself who read & don't comment (as I'm sure the stats if you look them up would show).
It's incredibly sweet of you to be so honest with such a...demanding audience, Mr. Blachman.
I'd say more here, but I _AM_ sort of a motormouth (as most people already know), so I'll sum up with a "Thanks for caring that we care" and a "Take it easy on yourself, you've been writing for some time now, a few walls are to be expected, we love you anyway".
~*~Thanks again. :)
I'd say more here, but I _AM_ sort of a motormouth (as most people already know), so I'll sum up with a "Thanks for caring that we care" and a "Take it easy on yourself, you've been writing for some time now, a few walls are to be expected, we love you anyway".
~*~Thanks again. :)
I second the earlier suggestion of having a Jeremy centric blog. If you are wrapped up in other things why not tell your readers about it?
I also wanted to add that, while you might not be out there in the law firms, many are. Perhaps your readers are a great resource for inspiration.
This post probably wasn't an invitation for unsolicited advice- but here we are. Thanks for all the great posts.
I also wanted to add that, while you might not be out there in the law firms, many are. Perhaps your readers are a great resource for inspiration.
This post probably wasn't an invitation for unsolicited advice- but here we are. Thanks for all the great posts.
Don't force it, Jeremy. I'd rather read nothing at all than read some junk you tossed up just to make a few people happy.
I've been a fan of the AL blog for a while...avid reader, first time commenter. Incidentally, it's great to be here.
I'm sure you realize that when people are home in their underwear, they are a bit more bold/brazen/idiotic than if you met them face to face. Anyway, just ignore the haters. There will be plenty of readers when/if you decide you've got fresh materials.
Thanks for the free entertainment.
I'm sure you realize that when people are home in their underwear, they are a bit more bold/brazen/idiotic than if you met them face to face. Anyway, just ignore the haters. There will be plenty of readers when/if you decide you've got fresh materials.
Thanks for the free entertainment.
Jeremy, speaking as a lawyer, what makes your work so fascinating is AL's voice. As a law student you picked up that voice even though you weren't working in a law firm.
And now you are finding it harder to put AL in context. I think that is understandable for the reasons you say, you are not working in a law firm.
But maybe AL is not either. He has already been kicked out of one firm.
Maybe it is time he went to work in government (the Bush White House or maybe the EPA), or in a campaign, or in a corporate legal department of a company that makes defective toys or wipes out American jobs. Surely he would thrive in such environments.
And now you are finding it harder to put AL in context. I think that is understandable for the reasons you say, you are not working in a law firm.
But maybe AL is not either. He has already been kicked out of one firm.
Maybe it is time he went to work in government (the Bush White House or maybe the EPA), or in a campaign, or in a corporate legal department of a company that makes defective toys or wipes out American jobs. Surely he would thrive in such environments.
I have read your latest post along with the comments and I thank you for your sincerity and continued effort. I think that most reading this blog will continue to enjoy and support you if you continue with quality work and do not litter the blog with sub-par posts. I agree with the comments pertaining to the possibility of writing about Mr. Blachman' post law firm practice and new found daily tribulations and oppressive behavior. Your character's sarcastic personality and willingness to find confrontation would be perfect for expanding the blog outside large law firm practice and into everyday life. Your true talent is with the product you create, not the routine or daily experiences and the ideas that may flow from them. I think most of us can appreciate the humor in what happens to and around us-but we are just not funny. Lastly, do not worry about your fans, those familiar with the blog truly appreciate your humbleness and understand that you are not "trying to screw your readers." I emailed you months ago when I had significantly less experience with your work, and I genuinely admired your dedication to the blog as evidenced by the substance and timeliness of your return email. Good luck with whatever efforts you take, and make no mistake about it, we will all be rewarded with your new work whenever it may come.
Ok, I HAD no idea that you were not a lawyer. Because you have nailed the role so close! I work in a lawfirm as a legal assistant and you make me laugh. Congrats on your success! I too wish you wrote everyday but I know it is hard to be creative all the time!
dude u are a creative guy and I have really enjoyed your posts. i dont think there is any need to apologize, but the explanation is surely helpful for those that read and appreciate your creativity.
looking forward to your next idea (or continuation of this one)
Cheers!
looking forward to your next idea (or continuation of this one)
Cheers!
I would think perhaps it's time to try a new voice, maybe that of the anonymous associate who located AP's blog and passed it on as a sort of raise some eyebrows, get noticed, career bolstering move? I don't know, but maybe AP's move could signal the coming on of Anonymous Associate?
Regards,
Surreal Associate
Regards,
Surreal Associate
Mr. Blachman,
I thank you for taking time out of your life to write about a fictional hiring partner who was so close to reality that it captivated me.
Reading AL's blog was one of the contributing factors of me deciding to attend law school instead of medical school. The sarcastic humor you put into your blogs has made me anticipate what my life would be like once I graduate law school.
You should be proud of what you have created and how many people you have entertained.
People change, things change. If you believe it is a closing chapter for AL then it is your choice. I am sure your readers will respect your decision.
All the best.
I thank you for taking time out of your life to write about a fictional hiring partner who was so close to reality that it captivated me.
Reading AL's blog was one of the contributing factors of me deciding to attend law school instead of medical school. The sarcastic humor you put into your blogs has made me anticipate what my life would be like once I graduate law school.
You should be proud of what you have created and how many people you have entertained.
People change, things change. If you believe it is a closing chapter for AL then it is your choice. I am sure your readers will respect your decision.
All the best.
This site has been bookmarked in my home PC and laptop for very long. I enjoy your writing as I am an upcoming writer of my own, surprisingly, going into law school. It's been fun reading the rediculous things and have helped me to kill time, so for all of that, I thank you.
BUT I MUST POINT OUT: I cannot believe you just stepped out of character just to "address" something. This ruined this for me in many ways. I wish you would delete this post right now on the spot and pretend like it never happened, though it is already done in my mind. Don't ever slip out of character again ... that is the whole draw of your website.
BUT I MUST POINT OUT: I cannot believe you just stepped out of character just to "address" something. This ruined this for me in many ways. I wish you would delete this post right now on the spot and pretend like it never happened, though it is already done in my mind. Don't ever slip out of character again ... that is the whole draw of your website.
Thanks for the good times. As a hiring partner at a medium sized law firm I got a lot of entertainment out of this, and your book.
Cheers!
Cheers!
I am deeply saddened and concerned by AL's silence, and "Jeremy"'s musings. I have been taking notes from AL's wisdom since my prestigious law school days, and now that I myself am a lawyer involved with recruitment it is hard to have my guru unavailable to glean ideas from for such extended periods.
I have been reduced to using the same associate torture more than once in the same billing cycle. I do not know which pastry to steal first. I yell at cleaners less frequently. I am falling apart.
When I worked in journalism, pre-law, it was simpler. Throw coffee. Here, we cannot give the associates access to caffeine, because it makes hanging from the ceiling by their teeth easier. AL, come back.
AL's inspiration may be revitalised by coming over to my firm. I would consider hiring him myself, only he may render people less afraid of me, and that isn't acceptable.
But I will keep my eye out.
I have been reduced to using the same associate torture more than once in the same billing cycle. I do not know which pastry to steal first. I yell at cleaners less frequently. I am falling apart.
When I worked in journalism, pre-law, it was simpler. Throw coffee. Here, we cannot give the associates access to caffeine, because it makes hanging from the ceiling by their teeth easier. AL, come back.
AL's inspiration may be revitalised by coming over to my firm. I would consider hiring him myself, only he may render people less afraid of me, and that isn't acceptable.
But I will keep my eye out.
Sorry dude, I really liked reading the blog in the past, but you lost me with the fantasy baseball league post.
I cannot describe how much fun I have reading your blog. And yes, I'm a little disappointed when there isn't a new post. However, you do this in your "spare time" and anyone who even suggests that you are somehow required to post is a fucknut and should be thoroughly ignored.
If you need any material - good stories, etc., I, for one, have many, many wonderful tales to tell (and I'm sure it would be theraputic to do so) and I'm sure you could get a whole slew of fabulous partner antics from your faithful followers if you choose to do so. You need only ask your readers (and supply an email address that you don't mind getting flooded).
If you need any material - good stories, etc., I, for one, have many, many wonderful tales to tell (and I'm sure it would be theraputic to do so) and I'm sure you could get a whole slew of fabulous partner antics from your faithful followers if you choose to do so. You need only ask your readers (and supply an email address that you don't mind getting flooded).
Jeremy,
Don't worry too much about the haters. If they don't want to come back, they don't have to. Why they also feel the need to lash out is kind of puzzling. I appreciate your posts and enjoy reading them when they appear. Don't get too tied up in trying to please everyone. Some folks simply cannot be pleased. Remember that you are talented and write when you have somthing to say. (I doubt Mark Twain would have put up with this crap!)
Pam
Don't worry too much about the haters. If they don't want to come back, they don't have to. Why they also feel the need to lash out is kind of puzzling. I appreciate your posts and enjoy reading them when they appear. Don't get too tied up in trying to please everyone. Some folks simply cannot be pleased. Remember that you are talented and write when you have somthing to say. (I doubt Mark Twain would have put up with this crap!)
Pam
imagine my shock after reading biting satire for months to find the real person behind the writing apologizing for a lack of content. You don't apologize to us! You critize us as some subhuman co-dependent living through you. Fight through it man. Treat us like dirt and order will be restored.
Thanks for the update and I can't believe there's a true Blogger out there that hasn't found themselves in the same situation. I'm amazed you were able to do what you do for so long.
Go find your Muse. I can say for me, I'll also be reading.
Hell, I named my Blog after yours.
Go find your Muse. I can say for me, I'll also be reading.
Hell, I named my Blog after yours.
Suck it up Blachman and stop being gay. If i had a pound for every whiney kid who comes crying to me saying they are suffering from burn out (or lazyitis) then I'd have £104.
Get back to that laptop and don't step away until you've knocked out a new book. A good one that i can laugh my stupid loud annoying laugh on the train to.
Get back to that laptop and don't step away until you've knocked out a new book. A good one that i can laugh my stupid loud annoying laugh on the train to.
Jeremy,
I've read AL from start to finish and have enjoyed it very much. I am a 1L now and had the opportunity to work at a top 10 law firm this past summer which made reading the blog that much more real. Don't forget that you created AL, and people read the blog because you are a talented writer. Even if you were to call it quits with AL, I, as well as many other readers on here I'm sure, would read whatever book or article you put out. Don't be so hard on yourself. Good luck.
P.S. You're article in WSJ sometime back "Trials and Tribulations of the NY Bar" was hilarious.
I've read AL from start to finish and have enjoyed it very much. I am a 1L now and had the opportunity to work at a top 10 law firm this past summer which made reading the blog that much more real. Don't forget that you created AL, and people read the blog because you are a talented writer. Even if you were to call it quits with AL, I, as well as many other readers on here I'm sure, would read whatever book or article you put out. Don't be so hard on yourself. Good luck.
P.S. You're article in WSJ sometime back "Trials and Tribulations of the NY Bar" was hilarious.
Hey AL--
Little late here, but I read "AL" as an advanced reader copy when I was working at a bookstore. Despite my misgivings I went to law school. Dropped out after 6 weeks. Best decision ever.
Thanks for reminding me that AL deserves to be in hell, but I don't.
Little late here, but I read "AL" as an advanced reader copy when I was working at a bookstore. Despite my misgivings I went to law school. Dropped out after 6 weeks. Best decision ever.
Thanks for reminding me that AL deserves to be in hell, but I don't.
Nice blog. All your secretaries hated you. I didn't work for you but I know how they felt. And wrote about it. I hope to steal your audience just as you and your kind stole the best drunken years of my twenties by making me work through my hangovers.
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I think you should take suggestions from your readers...here are a few of my suggestions for topics to discuss.
1. The incoming summer associate class
2. The state of the firm meeting that will occur later this summer
3. How the economy will force the firm to increase billable hours while lowering billing rates for low end associates...LMAO
4. Create some fidelity scandal within the firm similiar to the Gov of NY.(that could stretch into several posts)
5. How the women in the firm are constantly trying to start a womens group but are afraid to join cause they know they wont get work
6. Talk about the firm/sports team politics that goes on.
OK I'm out of ideas for the moment!
1. The incoming summer associate class
2. The state of the firm meeting that will occur later this summer
3. How the economy will force the firm to increase billable hours while lowering billing rates for low end associates...LMAO
4. Create some fidelity scandal within the firm similiar to the Gov of NY.(that could stretch into several posts)
5. How the women in the firm are constantly trying to start a womens group but are afraid to join cause they know they wont get work
6. Talk about the firm/sports team politics that goes on.
OK I'm out of ideas for the moment!
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Me neither. It's too bad broads like anonymous wife get their lawyer dates before the lawyer himself goes sour. Life sucks. I need a boob job.
Thanks for all the enjoyment that you have given me through this blog. Right after I read your post I saw this article http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/104778/Avoiding-the-Afternoon-Slump. The last bit made me think of AL "He took that concept a step further. When those employees feel undervalued, they get depressed. Depression often causes people to feel fatigue. Ultimately, when someone doesn't have enough work to do, they may feel tired.
Perhaps that's a recommendation to employers: To keep your staffers awake, pile on the work."
Perhaps that's a recommendation to employers: To keep your staffers awake, pile on the work."
to be perfectly honest, i would have been much happier if you would have stayed in character. now i know full well that this blog is a farce; i don't know if i can come back.
oh well, there are other blogs out there.
its a sad day in the blogosphere.
oh well, there are other blogs out there.
its a sad day in the blogosphere.
well, i think its finally time to delete this from my favorite places. its been a good ride, kinda sad to see its dried up the last few months
I know that you have got many many fans who love your work, but these people shouldn't be so selfish. You've got other projects to work on and as much as I would love to read more of your work as the @.L. character, I know you've got other things to tend to. I do hope you come back in the near future though. I am reading your book for the 2nd time, and I am absolutely loving it!! I am so glad I decided to buy it one day at border's. Are you coming out with anything else soon? This Anonymous Lawyer guy is somewhat of my dream man: Successful, Handsome [I'm pressuming], Cocky and arrogant, and has lots of power. I'm kind of the girl version of him and I honestly just love how his humor is exactly like what I would say or do. I want to meet more men like this but there seemingly aren't that many here in Hawaii. But anyway, I actually do have a secret blog that no one knows about that I started last December. It sounds very similar to how much of an a -hole @.L. is ;-) Haha.. it's great. Anyway, take care and hope you've been well sweetie. XOXO Nicole
I know that you have got many many fans who love your work, but these people shouldn't be so selfish. You've got other projects to work on and as much as I would love to read more of your work as the @.L. character, I know you've got other things to tend to. I do hope you come back in the near future though. I am reading your book for the 2nd time, and I am absolutely loving it!! I am so glad I decided to buy it one day at border's. Are you coming out with anything else soon? This Anonymous Lawyer guy is somewhat of my dream man: Successful, Handsome [I'm pressuming], Cocky and arrogant, and has lots of power. I'm kind of the girl version of him and I honestly just love how his humor is exactly like what I would say or do. I want to meet more men like this but there seemingly aren't that many here in Hawaii. But anyway, I actually do have a secret blog that no one knows about that I started last December. It sounds very similar to how much of an a -hole @.L. is ;-) Haha.. it's great. Anyway, take care and hope you've been well sweetie. XOXO Nicole
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I can't believe that you have to explain and give a reason for why there aren't posts regularly. that's absurd. the reason why this was a success in the first place was because it was quality. anonymous lawyer is a fresh idea, that doesn't tend to disappoint often. Something like that doesn't come every day. People need to learn to be more patient, and realize that good things are worth waiting for.
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Thanks so much for the blog and the book :-) They are both hilarious because the essence of everything you say is so true. Your blog got me through my first year as an associate, through the sleepless nights, and countless times I got yelled at and cussed out by the big bosses and felt like a complete idiot. Can't wait for more blogs!
I just wanted to let you know that you got me through the worst job. Ever. I was inspired to start blogging about it myself and somehow managed to make it....all thanks to your book and website. Whenever you decide to come back, we'll be glad to have you.
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Jeremy: I am usually one of your silent stalkers, but I thought you might like to see the post I made about you. You know, in case you're hiring to replace yourself. ;-)
Why Anonymous Lawyer Should Hire Law Firm Blogger
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JB - Great book - growing up in "Prickheap", I can relate on so many levels. Why don't you introduce a new blog (or write a new book) called "ASP"(Anonymous Secretary/Paralegal) describing the day-to-day bullshit that legal secretaries/paralegals endure and their plots of revenge? The logo could be the silhouette of a woman with tossled hair and a pair of scissors sticking out of her head. I could help you - I've been abused by the best senior general counsel around.
I am delighted to find out you are not a lawyer. The book was a great laugh, but I was really dreading to think that some of our competitors might be running their business like your character. Good to know that the book is just a collection of gossip that evil minds like to spread, nevertheless, it does not diminish it's entertainment value.
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