Tuesday, July 07, 2009

 
I wish Sarah Palin were a lawyer, because I'd hire her in an instant, despite the "hiring freeze" that's been keeping us from doing much hiring at all lately (as well as the "salary freeze," the "bagel freeze," and the "no more air conditioning non-freeze"). I know she's been getting battered in the media lately, since her surprise resignation announcement, but she's shown exactly the kinds of skill we like to see in our associates: she's chasing the money. To hell with reputation, to hell with honor, to hell even with sanity. To be a good lawyer, you have to smell the money and get it no matter what it takes, no matter the tortured excuses you have to give, no matter the discomfort and tortured awkwardness of the public statements you have to make. Sarah Palin could see the future: two more years as governor and she would have run her reputation far enough into the ground that the $11 million book deal wasn't going to be there anymore. The offers to host a show on Fox News would be replaced with offers to host a show on Alaska Public Access Television. The speaking opportunities would have moved on to the next obscure public official thrust into the spotlight. No, to capitalize, and to really cash in, she had to act now, not in 2011. She had to jump on the money while it was still there. That's what we did, when we signed forty-six securitization deals in the days before the deals were made illegal. That's what we do, when we secretly slaughter terminated associates before they get a chance to deposit their severance checks. Sarah Palin can smell money. And she's not afraid to come out publicly looking like a fool when privately she can clean up. I'd even give her a couple days of maternity leave next time she has a secret baby. (So what if she doesn't have a law degree? It's not like anyone here has any work left to do anyway.)

Comments:
Who cares weather she studied law or not.
 
I'm from the other side of the pond from you guys but she doesn't strike me as a good leader from the news stories ive heard but must be doing ok for herself :p
 
I also wish she's a lawyer! haha
 
Hope she gets all the money she wants, I guess she tasted success, and is going to make a run at it...........
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Mr Money Maker
 
I was able to watch her resignation speech.This is lady is a nonsense. Everytime she opens her mouth the media (especially the latenight hosts) becomes ecstatic. I remember her talking about GOD GAVE US ENERGY...huh? LOL!
 
I am a Palin fan. She looks fetching in those specs.And then, she knows the right deals to make.
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Your blog article is really interesting and attract to the readers like me.I have also wished that she's become a very good lawyer.
 
Really a interesting thing written.

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You should identify yourself....well one of these days

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Burn! Entertaining blog.

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her follow through needs work though, you'd give her something to do, it would be too hard and she'd just quit.
 
That's what everyone likes. You have a good imagination. Great post indeed.
 
Well, it’s amazing. The miracle has been done. Hat’s off. Well done, as we know that “hard work always pays off”, after a long struggle with sincere effort it’s done.
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This is a great post for anyone that needs help with finding legal advice. I found a malpractice attorney in the Los Angeles area that helped me get to the bottom of my civil suit.
 
You have great posts. Lots of personality. You have some great points. I could use Palin. haha. I need a good lawyer in Markham. Keep up the great posts!
 
That's what everyone likes. You have a good imagination. Great post thanks you
 
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